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Today’s Memes

Some people will know what I’m talking about. Some won’t.

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Another Amazon Post Mortem

Amazon has posted an analysis of the recent EBS outage. Here’s what I would consider to be the root cause this inability to contact a data collection server triggered a latent memory leak bug in the...

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Rackspace Block Storage

A while ago, Rackspace announced their own block storage. I hesitate to say it’s equivalent to Amazon’s EBS, them being competitors and all, but that’s the quickest way to explain what it is/does. I...

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Stackable Exit Hooks for Bash

I’m just going to leave this here and then quietly back away before the flames start.   #!/bin/bash   # Stackable atexit functionality for bash. # # Bash's "trap ... EXIT" is somewhat similar to libc's...

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Use Big Data For Good

There seems to be a growing awareness that there’s something odd about the recent election. “How did Obama win the presidential race but Republicans get control of the House?” seems to be a common...

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The “Gather, Prepare, Cook, Eat” Design Pattern

This post is actually about an anti-pattern, which I’ll call the “grazing” pattern. Code wanders around, consuming new bits of information here and there, occasionally excreting new bits likewise. This...

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This Is Competition?

As I’m sure you’ve all noticed by now, I’ve become a bit sensitive about people bashing GlusterFS performance. It’s really hard to make even common workloads run well when everything has to go over a...

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Limiting Bash Script Run Time

Another self-explanatory bash hack. This one was developed to limit the total run time of a test script, where one of the commands was hanging but I was trying to chase down a different bug....

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Be a Better Raindrop

The computing industry is already awash in condescension and negativity, and it’s getting worse. Yes, I know it’s not a new phenomenon, but I’ve been around long enough to be sure of the trend. I’ve...

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Is Eventual Consistency Useful?

Every once in a while, somebody comes up with the “new” idea that eventually consistent systems (or AP in CAP terminology) are useless. Of course, it’s not really new at all; the SQL RDBMS neanderthals...

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How (Not) To Collaborate

Collaboration is one of the most essential human skills, not just in work but in life generally, and yet it’s poorly taught (if at all) and a lot of people are bad at it. Programmers are especially bad...

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Server Design in Serbo-Croatian

Ten and a half years ago, I wrote an article on server design. Considering that I probably worked harder on that than on anything I’ve posted since, I’m pleased that it has continued to be one of the...

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Static Site Update

As I mentioned too long ago, I’ve been planning to migrate this site to a different method of operation, for both performance and security reasons. Specifically, my approach allows me to add posts,...

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Rackspace Block Storage

A while ago, Rackspace announced their own block storage. I hesitate to say it’s equivalent to Amazon’s EBS, them being competitors and all, but that’s the quickest way to explain what it is/does. I...

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Is Eventual Consistency Useful?

Every once in a while, somebody comes up with the “new” idea that eventually consistent systems (or AP in CAP terminology) are useless. Of course, it’s not really new at all; the SQL RDBMS neanderthals...

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How (Not) To Collaborate

Collaboration is one of the most essential human skills, not just in work but in life generally, and yet it’s poorly taught (if at all) and a lot of people are bad at it. Programmers are especially bad...

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Server Design in Serbo-Croatian

Ten and a half years ago, I wrote an article on server design. Considering that I probably worked harder on that than on anything I’ve posted since, I’m pleased that it has continued to be one of the...

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